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JAPA: 10 Sets Of People Who Shouldn’t Travel To The UK

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JAPA: 10 Sets Of People Who Shouldn’t Travel To The UK

 

 

The JAPA syndrome is like an epidemic and it is very contagious. Over the years, I have seen people who don’t need to relocate do it. The grass is not always greener on the other side. Even when it is, the species of grass might choke or purge you if you feed on it. The UK and Canada are facing similar challenges. They have been stretched thin by a high migration rate.

 

 

JAPA: 10 Sets Of People Who Shouldn't Travel To The UK

Below is a list of people who don’t need to JAPA even if it is for free:

(1) Big earners (N2 million and above):

If your monthly salary is in the range of N2 million and above, it might be in your best interest to stay back in Nigeria, except if you are coming with an employment letter with commensurate pay with your local earnings. As of today, the blue-collar jobs that constitute the saving grace of migrants have become scarce. The white collar jobs have also become harder to get due to the high influx of people to the UK.

 

 

 

(2) Corrupt politicians:

If you are a serious contender and not a pretender in politics in Nigeria, you have no business in the UK. You can travel there for tourism purposes anyway. We all know politics in Nigeria is the most lucrative business around. Despite the cash crunch, the members of the House of Representatives still took delivery of 360 brand new exotic cars costing between N160 – N200 million purportedly. Only an established footballer or a mega music star can live like that in the UK. For a footballer, you have to be constantly banging week in and week out like Erling Haaland of Manchester City.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(3) Popular pastors:

If you have a growing religious ministry as a pastor and your position is putting quality meals on your table either directly or indirectly, you should stay back in Nigeria. Culturally, people in the UK don’t give. It is like a taboo to give out money without a concrete reason. They are largely irreligious and no scripture in the Bible can convince them to do so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(4) Yahoo Boys:

If you are part of the Easy Money Gang, the UK isn’t for you. You are advised to remain in Nigeria where you can play ‘catch and release’ with highly corrupt law enforcement agents. The UK is arguably the most surveilled country in the world. It is a place where action and consequences strictly go hand in hand. If you get caught doing internet fraud, you will head to jail faster than you made it into the country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(5) Music Artistes:

If you are making reasonable money from the entertainment industry as a musician, Nigeria is the right place for you. Since relocating to the UK might give your public profile a boost, your account balance might compete with a mustard seed in terms of size. If music was easy here, Naira Marley would have remained in Peckham, London where has was a kingpin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(6) Business Owners:

If you are an employer of labor and you have a decent staff strength, you don’t need the UK to better your life. All you need is patience and concerted efforts to expand your network. Your business might grow and become a force to be reckoned with in the league of businesses in Nigeria. On the contrary, if you are struggling to pay a monthly salary of N20,000 or N30,000, people leave Nigeria immediately and stop being a part of the Nigerian problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(7) Runs Girls:

If you clandestinely work in the informal ‘hospitability and pleasure industry’, and the job has earned you a car that is uploadable on social media, continue the ‘good work’. There is a saying that ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’. Making money with the honeypot is extremely difficult in the UK. Men would rather stay faithful to their wives than pay a nominal leg to a lady for just some minutes or pleasure. You will also face competition from other women who passionately give it out for free. You might have to wait for ages for a footballer to come your way before you can experience the Indian Summer.

 

 

 

(8 )Age range: 50 and above:

In my honest opinion, I think relocation suits the youth more compared to the elderly. As an older person, you can only be shielded from economic uncertainties if an unscrupulous politician hides billions of Naira in your bank accounts. If you are in your 50s, life in the UK could frustrate you except you get an executive job. Working your way up as a student, family man, and part-time carer or warehouse staff will be overwhelming for you. I will not be shocked if you wake up one day and decide to run into a moving train or jump out of the window of a high-rise building in a bid to end it all.

 

 

 

 

(9) Father Abraham:

If you are the father of all nations like Abraham in the Bible, I mean you have many children – the UK might be the wrong destination for you. This is not unconnected to the fact that you would require domestic and family support in catering for them. For domestic support, it is not easily affordable. For family support, it is hard because everyone is busy. A colleague of mine has massive grey hair at such a sound age. I found this very mind-boggling. He recently confided in me that he came to the UK with six biological children of his. Trust me, those hairs will soon start to fall off.

 

 

 

 

 

(10) Civil Service Director/Bank Manager:

I will explain this on a personal note. I have met some former Nigerian bank managers hustling in the UK. Their reasons for relocating have never convinced me enough. Most say they did it for the future of their kids, others say it was due to the level of insecurity in Nigeria. In my view, leaving for the UK as a top management staff in the private or public sectors isn’t worth it. Your mental health would suffer significantly due to adaptability issues.

On a closing note, before you Japa, get your facts right. Don’t do it because people are doing it. What nourishes Emeka’s body might incapacitate his brother, Nnamdi. Don’t join the long list of attention-seeking Nigerians who hastily relocate and later open the Book of Lamentations on YouTube, just to vent their frustration.

 

 

 

Osahon George Osayimwen is a passionate writer and Psychologist based in England.

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*4 BRIGADE HOSTS 2 DIVISION NIGERIAN ARMY INTER-BRIGADE CORPORALS AND BELOW COMPETITION 2026 IN BENIN CITY

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*4 BRIGADE HOSTS 2 DIVISION NIGERIAN ARMY INTER-BRIGADE CORPORALS AND BELOW COMPETITION 2026 IN BENIN CITY*

 

The 2 Division Inter-Brigade Corporals and Below Competition 2026 commenced on Monday, 20 April 2026, at the Nigerian Army Cantonment, Ekehuan Barracks, Benin City, the Edo State capital. The week-long combat competition is being hosted by 4 Brigade, Nigerian Army.

In his welcome address, the Commander 4 Brigade, Brigadier General Ahmed Balogun, while thanking Almighty God for granting participants safe journey from their respective formations to Benin City, stated that the event could not have come at a better time, given the growing security challenges confronting the nation, in which the Nigerian Army is increasingly engaged. He further noted that the essence of the Corporals and Below Competition is to enhance combat proficiency, leadership skills, organisational ability, teamwork, endurance, and to promote esprit de corps among junior soldiers, thereby preparing them to effectively counter emerging security threats.

He also highlighted that events to be competed for during the week-long exercise include drill, weapon handling and firing, combat cross-country run/obstacle crossing, map reading, and combat swimming.

In his opening remarks, the Special Guest of Honour, the General Officer Commanding (GOC) 2 Division, Major General Chinedu Nnebeife, who was represented by the Commander 32 Artillery Brigade, Brigadier General Justin Ifeanyi, urged the competing formations to conduct themselves professionally throughout the competition. He noted that a team of impartial umpires and judges had been carefully selected to ensure fairness, stressing that no team would be favoured or victimised. He further disclosed that all necessary measures had been put in place to ensure a hitch-free competition, and urged all participants and officials to take the competition seriously and adhere strictly to the rules.

He also expressed appreciation to the Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Waidi Shaibu NAM, for providing the necessary resources to host the competition. He equally appreciated the Army Headquarters Department of Army Training (AHQ DAT) for their support in enhancing the combat competition every year.

The 2026 edition of the 2 Division Inter-Brigade Corporals and Below Competition has the following formations participating: 4 Brigade, 12 Brigade, 32 Artillery Brigade, 22 Armoured Brigade, 42/52 Engineers and Signals Brigade, and 2 Division Garrison. The ceremony was graced by heads of security agencies in Edo State and friends of the Brigade. Highlights of Day One of the events included the drill competition among formations, presentation of souvenirs and group photographs.

 

*4 BRIGADE HOSTS 2 DIVISION NIGERIAN ARMY INTER-BRIGADE CORPORALS AND BELOW COMPETITION 2026 IN BENIN CITY*

*KENNEDY ANYANWU*
Captain
Assistant Director Army Public Relations
4 Brigade Nigerian Army
Benin City

20 April 2026

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After IGP’s Intervention, Splinter Group Of Retired Officers Escalates Protest To Aso Rock

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After IGP’s Intervention, Splinter Group Of Retired Officers Escalates Protest To Aso Rock

 

 

The protest staged by a group of retired police officers at the Aso Rock Presidential Villa on Monday is increasingly being viewed as a factional action, coming despite recent assurances from the leadership of the Nigeria Police Force that their grievances are already receiving attention at the highest level.

 

Only last week, representatives of the retirees had gathered at the entrance to the office of the Inspector General of Police, Tunji Disu, where they presented similar concerns regarding the Police Exit Bill and pension matters. During that engagement, the IGP acknowledged their frustrations and gave a firm commitment that their demands would be formally conveyed to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

 

He also reassured them that their concerns would receive the necessary attention and urged patience as he would revert within weeks but they should let the appropriate institutional process run its course.

 

In light of this, Monday’s demonstration at the Presidential Villa appears to be the action of a breakaway faction rather than a unified position of all retired officers. While the concerns surrounding the Contributory Pension Scheme and the pending Police Exit Bill remain legitimate, the timing of this protest suggests a departure from the collective approach earlier adopted.

 

Speaking with our correspondent, a security analyst, Mr. Busayo Mogaji, said such uncoordinated actions may weaken the overall strength of the retirees’ demands. “By acting outside the agreed engagement framework, the protesting group risks creating an impression of disunity, which could ultimately slow down progress,” Mogaji said.

 

He noted that there had already been a clear line of communication and a commitment to escalate the matter to the Presidency. “Allowing that process to mature may have provided a more strategic path to achieving the desired outcome,” Mogaji added.

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Dr. Chetachi Ecton Nwoga Pays Courtesy Visit to Imo APC Chairman, Declares Senate Ambition

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Dr. Chetachi Ecton Nwoga Pays Courtesy Visit to Imo APC Chairman, Declares Senate Ambition

 

In a significant political development in , renowned medical professional and philanthropist, , paid a high-profile courtesy visit to the Chairman of the (APC) in the state, , at the party’s headquarters.

 

Dr. Nwoga’s arrival at the APC Secretariat was met with an overwhelming show of support, as a large crowd of enthusiastic supporters gathered to receive her, creating an atmosphere of excitement and renewed political momentum.

 

During the meeting, which was described as warm and productive, Dr. Nwoga engaged in extensive discussions with the party chairman on strategic ways she could contribute meaningfully to the growth and success of the APC in Imo State. She emphasized her commitment to supporting the administration of , noting that her goal is to collaborate with the party and government to ensure the continued delivery of democratic dividends to the people of the state and beyond.

 

In a major highlight of the visit, Dr. Nwoga formally expressed her intention to contest for the Senate seat representing Owerri Zone. She stated that her decision is driven by a deep passion for service, a desire to bring impactful representation, and her resolve to contribute to legislative development that will uplift her constituency.

 

Responding, Chief Austin Onyedebelu warmly welcomed Dr. Nwoga into the APC fold, commending her courage, vision, and willingness to serve. He assured her of the party’s openness and support, emphasizing that the APC remains a platform that encourages inclusiveness and recognizes competence.

 

The chairman further urged her not to be discouraged by her diaspora background, noting that such experience is often an added advantage. Drawing from his personal journey, he revealed that he too once lived in the diaspora, stressing that global exposure can be instrumental in delivering quality leadership and innovative ideas.

 

Following her engagement at the party headquarters, Dr. Nwoga proceeded directly to the Owerri Zone APC stakeholders’ meeting, where she was again received with enthusiasm by party leaders and members. In a strong demonstration of her commitment to the growth and sustainability of the party, she made a generous donation of thirty million naira (₦30,000,000) to support APC activities and strengthen its grassroots mobilization efforts across the zone.

 

The gesture was widely applauded by stakeholders, who described it as a bold and timely contribution that underscores her dedication to party unity, development, and effective political engagement.

 

The visit and subsequent engagements mark a defining moment in the political landscape of Imo State, as stakeholders and observers continue to watch closely the unfolding dynamics ahead of the forthcoming electoral cycle.

 

Dr. Chetachi Ecton Nwoga Pays Courtesy Visit to Imo APC Chairman, Declares Senate Ambition

 

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