Can you remind me where I dropped my pen on the last edition? Oh! Never mind, I remember, yeah that I met a guy at Iyanya’s album launch party. I also remember telling you that I ended up in the guy’s car, right? Chill jare, I know that you’re anxious to know what happened. Look at you, rest assured I will fill you in on the episode. So, like I was gisting you, at that point, all I could say was ‘Sweetheart, you’re killing me. Kindly let me know you more before we start playing with our crown jewels. Politely, the guy apologized for his bad manners and asked softly, “What do you really want to know about me?”Seductively, ‘I whispered, everything about you, baby’.Talking calmly and confidently, he gave a brief introduction of himself, stating name, occupation, and residence. Lost in admiration for this posh gentleman, guys you won’t believe that the only thing that stuck to my seduced brain was his name, Desmond. As a lady who knows how to play her cards well, I succeeded at dictating how the evening went as I never wanted Desmond to see me as a loose babe, also to give him the feeling that he is roaming with a big gal; so I invited him over to my house. Babes, I thought it was going to take weeks of calls that could stretch into a month or two before I’ll see Desmond again, but I was damn wrong! Just two days later, he came knocking on my door with all the good looks that made me believe in night and day. When I heard the knock, I never had the hunch it could be him, which made it so dramatic on seeing him at my doorstep. I swarmed my arms around him and he sealed my lips with a slow and tender kiss, a thrill that went on for like 10 to 15mins.  

I managed to close the door and sharp!sharp! he dipped his fingers into my skirt and touched that sensual region. O! how I melted, speaking in a broken voice, I said, ‘Let’s take it slow, Desmond baby. It’s just me and you. Besides, I have a special meal to prepare for you’. Looking into my eyes, he withdrew the finger to lay his hands on my waist. “I can’t wait to eat you,” he said as I ushered him into the living room. Let’s play a quick game: hazard a guess on what I prepared. No doubt you will fail at it as I can see your mind bearing the image of rice and stew. No way! For a babe with my adept culinary skills, I prepared what can only be categorized as Dodo Special. A recipe made of plantain, eggs, raw turkey or chicken and Titus fish.It’s easy to cook and you know what, it will help your man to stay at home enjoying delicious, nutritious and salacious meals. Having got all the ingredients; next, you fry the plantain, boil the fish and chicken or turkey, after which you fry them. Also, boil five eggs, which you would cut into small sizes along with the other ingredients. Pour everything into a baking pan, stir very well and smash another set of raw eggs which you’d pour into the same baking pan and bake for 10 minutes. Ladies, try this for your man and I tell you his life will not remain the same.Now, back to my story; Desmond couldn’t stand the aroma of the meal. I guess he must have felt so uneasy as I suddenly saw him walk into the kitchen sniffing like a he-goat on heat. I only smiled at him to continue with what I was doing, the next thing I felt were soft fingers playing gently with the twins on my chest. O, gosh! I melted, yet he kept on fondling those sensitive sisters, at the same time his tongue found its way into my ears. Guys, I nearly lost balance with the high electric current that ran through my veins. He took the passion to a tenth degree when his fingers jogged downward my body till they landed where I presumed was their destination: my triangle, that divide between a woman’s thighs that opened and closed the world. At that point, I was fully turned on, like an eel; I twisted to face him and slammed the ecstasy on his lips with a violent kiss, almost swallowing his tongue, eating up his lips, licking his face, his eyes, nostrils and all. I took off his shirt, sucking his nipples, biting them softly, he moaned honey!honey!! honey!!! You..you..You’re too much I don’t think I can do without you, babe where have you been, ahaaa!!! I thank God I found you. Deep down, I felt like the prima donna, I moved on, using my tongue to full effect till I reach the land of the harmless snake that goes about with fleshy balls. Ladies, I was really on top gear, so I was determined to take him beyond cloud nine; this was where Desmond surrendered to my erotic fires which consumed all his masculinity as he moaned, ‘My Lady, I think the food is ready’. Laughing, I said “a se o le” ( so, u don’t have the guts). Anyway, got to go now. I love you and remember to use condom in case you can’t stay clear off sex