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Akinwunmi Ambode – Your Excellency, I’m not happy with you

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Akinwunmi Ambode – Your Excellency, I’m not happy with you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday was ogas’ 60th, and I sent in a strong message of support and subservience

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you knw me u will knw that I do not joke with Mr Ambode for the selfish reason that he was the first Executive Governor to have ever called me in this my life, the second being the amiable and gently sweet Governor of Kwara State – the handsome AbumdulRahman Abdulrasaq

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Akinwunmi Ambode - Your Excellency, I'm not happy with you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a bright Sunday afternoon when my phone rang, hold on for His Excellency, the yoruba voice said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which Excellency o, bf I knew it the voice came on the line – Duke I am coming for the drink. Ohhhh my God . It was Mr Ambode.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had written on my colunm that since he was treasurer of Shomolu local Government at some point, he shd meet me at Bajulaiye road for drinks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I screamed Your Excellency how are you and he said fine. Edgar, I have seen your proposal and like what you are doing in the entertainment industry, and as such, I have approved your request. Please see the Perm SEC Culture he will be expecting you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dropped the phone and immediately peed my pants. Did he just call me? Did he just say approved. I cried.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn’t know anybody from Adam in that Lagos State establishment. They were doing Lagos at 50, and I felt that since I was born here and lived my whole life here, let me too contribute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I sent in my proposal to stage Isale Eko and the demons in that Alausa thrashed it. Then, started tossing me from one office to the other. It was when I got to Surveyor General office that I said to myself enough.

 

I now wrote directly to His Excellency, seeking his understanding and the need to stage this play reminding him that he had close affinity to shomolu .

 

Took the letter to his office. Didn’t knw anybody and met one policeman at the gate – Fatai

 

He was nice and was of the Bomb squad. I said, “My brother, I want drop letter for the governor,and he smiled and said, “give me.” I said, “But you are of the Bomb squad, and he smiled and said, “Don’t worry.”

 

Three weeks later, the call from His Excellency that almost killed me came.

 

Ambode is a lot of things to Lagosians. He is a leader who came too early, and even his worst enemies will say he didn’t play the politics well, but none will say he didn’t do well.

 

He turned Lagos into a huge construction site. His push in infrastructure, transport, and the rest made him stand out

 

His archiles heel was attempting to reform the environment. Lagos was a dump site, and he brought in an international conglomerate to modernise refuse disposal. Raised a bond and brought in massive infrastructure that would not only clean up Lagos but also push towards renewable energy

 

This was one insult too much. He had touched the tail of the tiger. The boys and brown toothed denizens of the party could no longer ‘eat’.

 

Well, all 52 local government chairmen in an uncharacteristic show of yellow livererd cowardice moved against him, and the establishment went against the people and pushed at their governor.

 

We walked o. The whole length of Ikorodu road in protest. We landed on the grounds of his office, and we sat on the grass to listen to him speak against the forces of tyranny, but it was all too late

 

The forces that had captured the state had spoken, and there was nothing ideals or vision could do to fight it.

 

The bellicose push of greed, self-centered politicking, and crass naked crave to hold on to power at the expense of a good man had spoken

 

Luckily, this wasn’t a hot-headed guerrilla that would build an army and fight back, throwing the state into an orgy of blood, letting

 

This was a civil, Havard trained technocrat morphed into an abiding Democrat who would rather pack his bags and go back to Epe in peace.

 

He left but didn’t leave as he remains super popular with his landmark achievement still standing in true honor to his vision.

 

So yesterday when Tapa called and said, ‘ Duke, I no see you o. I say for where wetin dey happen. He said Ambode house na

 

We dey do party every body dey here even Sanwo-Olu. Whey you, pple dey ask for you.

 

I say Excellency no invite me na. He said just come, he go happy say you come.

 

I say I no fit do ‘mogbo moya’ at 54. The man talked to me for 1 minute, we discuss the joys of Afang and he even threatened to bust my house for yaba and he didn’t invite me. I no come I don vex.

 

Tapa says ok, no problem, dem no kuku get afang, so no worry.

 

I say na dt yoruba stew with all the pepper go give una pile for this thing wey una do me so.

 

Anyway, Ambode remains a very strong and forthright leader. As he told me, Edgar, you and Bolanle are taking the entertainment space to another level. If only we could see the invisible contributions to the GDP you all are making….

 

Excellency na GDP you dey tell me while Tapa dey chop rice for you house. It’s ok.

 

If I talk now, you go say I get bad belle… ok I no vex o

 

Happy birthday, sir

 

*Duke of Shomolu*

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Police Day 2026: IGP Disu Leads Nationwide Walkathon To Strengthen Community Trust

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Police Day 2026: IGP Disu Leads Nationwide Walkathon To Strengthen Community Trust

 

The Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Disu, on Tuesday led the management team, alongside officers and personnel of the Nigeria Police Force, in a nationwide walkathon to commemorate the 2026 National Police Day.

The event, held across state capitals and the Federal Capital Territory, formed part of activities marking Day Two of the annual celebration, themed “Community Partnership: Building Trust.”

The symbolic exercise, which drew participation from both police personnel and members of the public, was aimed at showcasing unity, discipline, and a renewed commitment to community policing and public safety.

According to the Force leadership, the walkathon underscores the Nigeria Police Force’s resolve to strengthen public trust, deepen engagement with citizens, and enhance collaboration in tackling security challenges across the country.

Participants described the initiative as a practical step toward bridging the gap between law enforcement and the communities they serve, while also promoting physical fitness and mental well-being among officers and civilians alike.

With the theme reflecting a shared responsibility for safety, the Police reiterated that sustainable security can only be achieved through active partnership with the public.

The event concluded with a renewed call for collective action under the banner: “Together We Walk, Together We Secure,” emphasizing unity of purpose in building a safer and more secure society for all Nigerians.

 

Police Day 2026: IGP Disu Leads Nationwide Walkathon To Strengthen Community Trust

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Dr. Chris Okafor invokes divine retribution upon individuals blackmailing the Grace Nation church

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Dr. Chris Okafor invokes divine retribution upon individuals blackmailing the Grace Nation church

… Affirming God’s omnipotence to unveil malicious schemes.

To be frank, the ability of Doris Ogala and her associates to withstand the arduous challenges set by Senior Pastor Dr. Chris Okafor of Grace Nation Global at the culmination of the Harvest of Babies 2026 conference, the church’s flagship event, continues to elude me.

It’s advisable not to offend a powerful spiritual leader like Prophet Chris Okafor to avoid potential consequences, as seen in the situation with Doris Ogala, who was rebuked by the prophet; can she rectify the situation through confession?

Insiders close to the man of God claim that despite relentless online bullying and blackmailing, the Generational Prophet remains resolute, stating that God’s power has been evident throughout the commission’s existence. The reason for this wonderful statement is found in the scriptures, “Upon this rock I shall build my Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail.” The more falsehoods are spread about the church and its leader, the more God elevates the church and propels him to greater heights, he asserted. He emphasized that blessings and fruitfulness are antidotes to curses, noting that God continues to bestow blessings upon the church, including miracles and the gift of children, which is one reason for the grand finale of the annual family liberation program, The Harvest of Babies.

However, the man of God issued a curse on each person speaking ill of the church, blackmailing, and uttering all sorts of falsehoods against the church, declaring that if they refused to repent within a few days, the earth would swallow them and their family members, stating that they would be of no use to themselves, their families, or society at large.

The spiritual leader cautions his followers to beware of such individuals including Doris Ogala who may taint their faith, and urges them to treat these persons as emissaries of the devil, avoiding them altogether.

Recall that the 2026 harvest of babies concluded with a remarkable birth of a miracle baby boy to a woman on the third day of the conference, accompanied by the dedication of several other miracle babies, all to the glory of God.

Christopher Sunday David writes from
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Together We Walk, Together We Secure”: Police Launch 2026 Walkathon In Abuja

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Together We Walk, Together We Secure”: Police Launch 2026 Walkathon In Abuja

 

The Nigeria Police Force has announced plans to host a walkathon in commemoration of the 2026 National Police Day, aimed at promoting unity, peace, and stronger community partnership.

The event is scheduled to take place on Tuesday, March 31, 2026, with participants expected to converge at the Force Headquarters Abuja by 6:00 a.m., where the walk will commence.

According to the organisers, the walkathon is designed to bring together members of the public, stakeholders, and security personnel in a show of solidarity and shared commitment to national security.

With the theme, “Together we walk, together we secure,” the initiative underscores the importance of collaboration between the police and citizens in maintaining peace and safety across the country.

Members of the public have been encouraged to participate in the exercise, which forms part of activities lined up to mark this year’s National Police Day celebration.

It is believed that the walkathon would not only foster closer ties between the police and the communities but also serve as a platform to promote awareness on collective responsibility in ensuring a safer society.

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