Entertainment
LAGOS POTHOLES FEARS
The Lagos Potholes fears
Like a beer parlour endears people to drinks
The potholes endear cars to the workshop.
Potholes stay fruitful with offspring
The fruits of raindrops turned ugly
Multiply by more vehicular ply
Try a count, a headache mount
Potholes, the nightmare of every human
If cars could speak, inhuman would be their cry
Like a pot in the kitchen to cook your favourite meal
The holes on the roads book your appointment for a mechanic deal
To have your shocks heal’
But with every mechanic visit
Their cry, we feel through the fly of funds
For their repairs from our wallet
Then, with every unfamiliar road passed
The potholes stand tall in our memory
The visit to the mechanic short-lived
But unforgotten by dent in finances
A ten minute drive through Lagos with no potholes
Might be a fear to fight when found out of Lagos
Never a dream
But a reality with plight on location
Earliness, a basis for lateness
Appointments turn’ disappointments
Traffic, a drain from productivity
Energy lost in road discomfort
Potholes fears, a surf by water on land
A static feel of the ocean wave
The beach experience with no bank
A bounce through potholes causing damage on cars
Like bullets from rounds of ammunition on its target
You ruminate the weave by Neo through bullets to stay alive in the matrix
Potholes dodge, the trick
Potholes dodge
The skill to car shocks survival
With caution, the vehicle surpasses expectation
But like a network,
Reception for more potholes stay the attraction
With lost hours for a handful minutes journey
Lost opportunities come lost money
Impurities to national growth, never funny
The future stays epic but bleak by myopic governance
Expeditiously we are acclaimed the city of excellence
But with resilience on the roads, comes crimed violence
Now, a wake-up call never to fall
But stand tall over the wall
Our growth, never cowed by granted problems
THE END
Words through the mind of Taiwo, Kehinde Oluwaseyi
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According to an eyewitness, the entertainer spent over £10,000 popping premium bottles of champagne, which has got everyone talking.
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Africa’s Largest Comedy Show, Laffmattazz, Announces 2025 UK Tour Featuring Gbenga Adeyinka and a Star-Studded Lineup
Africa’s Largest Comedy Show, Laffmattazz, Announces 2025 UK Tour Featuring Gbenga Adeyinka and a Star-Studded Lineup
Nigeria’s premier entertainment brand, Laffmattazz with Gbenga Adeyinka and Friends, is delighted to unveil its highly anticipated 2025 UK tour as Gbenga Adeyinka lands in London for the shows scheduled to run across six major cities in August.
Headlined by the legendary African comedian Gbenga Adeyinka, the tour promises a spectacular display of comedy, music, and cultural celebration, featuring some of Africa’s most celebrated performers and entertainers.
Gbenga Adeyinka: A Legend of African Comedy:
Hailed as one of the most influential comedians on the continent, Gbenga Adeyinka’s wit, charisma, and comedic mastery have earned him a revered status in African entertainment. His presence ensures an extraordinary experience for all attendees.
A star-studded lineup of performers:
The tour will showcase an impressive lineup of entertainers, including:
- King of Comedy Alibaba
- MC Abbey Da Prof
- MC Larry J
- MC OJB
- Arkbishop
- Aridunnu
- MC Obete 1 of Manchester
- Toastmaster
- Cris Da Enteratainer
- Okikiade
- Bidemi Alaran
- MC Questionnaire
This diverse ensemble guarantees a night filled with side-splitting comedy, captivating performances, and lively music.
The tour is supported by industry leaders, including FIRS, Air Peace, and TMS UK Properties Ltd. The tour underscores their ongoing support of African entertainment and cultural diplomacy.
Tour Schedule & Venues
- Cambridge – August 22, 2025
Venue: Arbury Hall, The Centre, Campkin Road, Cambridge, CB4 2LD
Tickets & Info: 07787427862 | @moneevents
- Nottingham – August 23, 2025
Venue: St Jude Hall, Mapperley, 405 Woodborough Rd, Nottingham, NG3 5HE
Tickets & Info: +44 7706 655327 | @olubadanoneproductions
Oxford – August 24, 2025
Venue: Comies Caribbean Grill, 202A Garsinton Road, Oxford, OX4 6NQ
Tickets & Info: +44 7300 205911 | @dncmusicgroup
- London – August 25, 2025
Venue: Unit 3-4, Blenheim Business Centre, 18-20 Locks Lane, Mitcham, CR4 2JX
Tickets & Info: 07787427862 | @moneevents
-Manchester – August 29, 2025
Venue: 137 Cheetham Road, Manchester, M8 8LY
Tickets & Info: +44 7877 587857 | @kinshowproductions
-Northampton – August 31, 2025
Venue: The Black Diamond, Lower Harding Street, Northampton, NN1 2JL
Tickets & Info: +44 7534 212192 | @SilhouettePromotions, @DACPromotions, @ChristianMent, @IvoryTopazEvents
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According to insiders, friends of Obesere are worried about the potential consequences of the alleged secret affair for his marriage; the associated scandal, heartbreak and the impact on his reputation as his wife was already in the know and reportedly spoiling for a showdown.
Sources said the clandestine nature of the saga makes it difficult to know how long their affair has been going on and how often the lovebirds meet or interact.
Speaking on the rumour, an ally of Yinka who didn’t want to be named for confidential reasons, said “it is not impossible”, adding that though it wasn’t a public topic yet.
“A single lady romancing a married man is part of socializing, especially if both of them have always known and supportive of each other,” the source quipped.
Yinka is a single, career woman with kids while Obesere is married. Thus, a close relationship between such high-profile celebrities who interestingly are also showbiz aficionados, is bound to attract intense media attention and public speculation.
Calls made to both Yinka and Obesere to confirm the authenticity of this information went unanswered while text messages sent to their known mobile telephone numbers were not replied as at press time.
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